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if gatorades could have tumblrs lemon-lime would be the only one who was relevant and orange would be an offensive blogger
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today, i was presented with a choice…
i had $54.
i could either…
- pay my $54 phone bill or
- i could spend $1 dollar on a watermelon arizona and get my phone turned off until tomorrow when i have another dollar.
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one time in 5th grade it was some asian kid’s birthday and when we sang happy birthday to him, half of the class sang “ching chang wong” instead of cha cha cha and we all had to write apology notes
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i’m not asking for world peace, i just want to be able to unfollow deactivated blogs man
(Source: gustingrons, via sir-laughsalot)
Our President Bruh
oh my god
LET ME LOVE YOUwait, aside from our dope ass President, the white nigga is G’d tf up too.
This is the best Gif I’ve ever seen. Give me the video so I can make it full size.
He’s so cool
Like a boss.
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(Source: octopus-ahoy, via what-is-this-i-dont-even)
this is so heartbreaking…
i can never not reblog this.
I will always reblog this.
It’s an automatic reblog.
that’s so sick. Rewarded for killing people but hated for loving them. This whole world is corrupt.
oh my god, why have I not seen this before
:((
Seen before, but always worth reblogging!
Had to.
always reblog
:( awhh!!
Omg.
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