The Infamous Middle Finger Knowledge is Power
May 28th, 2012
alyssbitch:

*lick*

can i has?

alyssbitch:

*lick*

can i has?

(Source: stephizard, via an-erect-penis)

shavingryansprivates:

if gatorades could have tumblrs lemon-lime would be the only one who was relevant and orange would be an offensive blogger

(via an-erect-penis)

today, i was presented with a choice…

knewdrew:

i had $54.

i could either…

  • pay my $54 phone bill or
  • i could spend $1 dollar on a watermelon arizona and get my phone turned off until tomorrow when i have another dollar.

image

(via an-erect-penis)

(Source: deidarawr, via an-erect-penis)

thatssomaeven:

one time in 5th grade it was some asian kid’s birthday and when we sang happy birthday to him, half of the class sang “ching chang wong” instead of cha cha cha and we all had to write apology notes

(via an-erect-penis)

i’m not asking for world peace, i just want to be able to unfollow deactivated blogs man

(Source: gustingrons, via sir-laughsalot)

youngshyness:

lets-see-yo-wang:

v-geta:

realcertified:

bonjourslut:

beardickpunch:

Our President Bruh

oh my godLET ME LOVE YOU 

wait, aside from our dope ass President, the white nigga is G’d tf up too.

This is the best Gif I’ve ever seen. Give me the video so I can make it full size.

He’s so cool

Like a boss.
 

youngshyness:

lets-see-yo-wang:

v-geta:

realcertified:

bonjourslut:

beardickpunch:

Our President Bruh

oh my god
LET ME LOVE YOU 

wait, aside from our dope ass President, the white nigga is G’d tf up too.

This is the best Gif I’ve ever seen. Give me the video so I can make it full size.

He’s so cool

Like a boss.


 

(via i-was-pooping-when-i)

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starangeandunusual:

let-l-o-v-e-take-over:

wombatswearingcombats:

this is so heartbreaking…
sallography:

i can never not reblog this.
I will always reblog this.
 It’s an automatic reblog.
 that’s so sick. Rewarded for killing people but hated for loving them. This whole world is corrupt.
oh my god, why have I not seen this before
:((
 Seen before, but always worth reblogging!
Had to.
always reblog


:( awhh!!

Omg.

starangeandunusual:

let-l-o-v-e-take-over:

wombatswearingcombats:

this is so heartbreaking…

sallography:

i can never not reblog this.

I will always reblog this.

 It’s an automatic reblog.

 that’s so sick. Rewarded for killing people but hated for loving them. This whole world is corrupt.

oh my god, why have I not seen this before

:((

 Seen before, but always worth reblogging!

Had to.

always reblog

:( awhh!!

Omg.

(via friedchicken110)

  • me: *blink*
  • parents: OH MY GOD YOU NEED AN EXTREME ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT I'M THE PARENT YOU'RE THE CHILD THAT'S HOW THIS WORKS I DONT KNOW WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE BUT YOU ARE COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL DO YOU LIKE HAVING NICE THINGS DO YOU LIKE HAVING A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD THEN START APPRECIATING IT AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM WASH THE WINDOWS LICK THE DIRT OFF THE KITCHEN FLOOR DO I LOOK LIKE YOUR MAID NO